Velvet Libido

Lyrics

You’re on fire, girl, I’m so glad we matched
I can tell you’re one Hell of a catch
But it’s not enough to just catch your eye
I’ve gotta prove that I’m the right guy

Now I can see
It’s up to me
On my next move our future depends
I’m looking fly
These props don’t lie
Come let me slide right in your DMs

It’s nice to meet you here’s a Dick Pic
I know you wanna hit this
Don’t try and tell me that isn’t your plan (It’s really not)
Say Hello Kitty, here’s a Dick Pic
I know you’ll wanna keep this
Just let me prove that I’m a real man
Congratulations here’s my Dick Pic
Oooh yeah,
you’re welcome, baby

It’s been since high school; damn, girl, how’ve you been
You’re looking good like your time’s been well spent
Must hit the gym hard you’re bangin’ and hot
I’ve not been idle; come see what I’ve got

It’s all for free
This gift from me
With much more meaning than diamonds and gems
I’m feeling spry
Beer cans don’t lie
Come let me slide right in your DMs

It’s great to see you here’s a Dick Pic
I know you wanna hit this
Don’t try and tell me that isn’t your plan (It’s really not)
Say Hello Kitty, here’s a Dick Pic
I know you’ll wanna keep this
Just let me prove that I’m a real man
Congratulations here’s my Dick Pic
Oooh yeah,
you’re welcome, baby
(Well, I’ve definitely seen bigger)

So, it’s your birthday
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year
Mazel tov
For your wedding
Big promotion
Here’s your prize (I call it)
Hasselhoff

(Are you freaking serious right now)

Let’s celebrate, babe, here’s a Dick Pic
I know you wanna hit this
Don’t try and tell me that isn’t your plan (It’s really not)
Say Hello Kitty, here’s a Dick Pic
I know you’ll wanna keep this
Just let me prove that I’m a real man
Congratulations here’s my Dick Pic
Oooh yeah,
you’re welcome, baby